Author: Stereotype Master
When people think of which races and ethnicities are stereotyped the most, Asian stereotypes are probably one of the first ones that pop in their head. Why do Asians receive so much attention when it comes to stereotyping? It is partially because stereotypes are true to some extent, and partially because Asians probably have the most traditions and set methods of doing things out of all races.
1. Asians are Good at Math
Has anybody ever heard that Asians are good at math? Well, it’s because they are, for the most part, about 95% of the time. This is because Asians and Asian Americans are brought up in a much disciplined household that places lots of emphasis on school, grades, and music. Yes, music. A large percentage of Asian children are brought up to learn how to play at least one instrument. Sometimes the parents have a particular instrument in mind, but our expert stereotypers believe that the children are allowed to choose any instrument to learn. The most common are violin, piano, and guitar. It is this traditional learning of musical instruments that works out the left side of the brain and helps Asians succeed in math. The mandatory 3 hours of study time a night might help out just a little bit too……
Everyone has all heard this one, and it is very important to define “conservative.” Conservative refers to the notion that one is mild mannered, especially pertaining to sexual relations, drugs, alcohol, and physical activity. Is it true? Not really. Asian women, especially Asian American women, like to party and get down just as much as Mexicans, Jews, Blacks, etc. do. They may come across as “conservative,” but they enjoy life in all of those amazingly pleasure full ways that the rest of us do; the difference is you just don’t know it because of the way they like to remain private. There is that saying that Asian girl stereotype that they are “quiet,” but that may be because they are hiding a life of partying and leisure from their parents. This mysterious quietness may be what attracts white males to Asian women so much, especially Jewish white males for some odd reason. Asian women white men combos have come from frowned upon, to fetish, to everyday life.
3. Asians are Bad at Driving
Okay this one is true. There is a larger percentage Asians who are bad at driving rather than good at it. The funniest part is, some of the best drivers in the world are Asian. If any of you have been to a car race or somewhere where they have “drifting” then you are fully aware they have mad skills. It is the above 50 crowd that mainly kills it for their reputation on the road. If you live in a city with a medium to large Asian population, then you have probably had several experiences where you get cut-off on the road or stuck behind a slow moving vehicle, and then discover there is an Asian man or women driving. Is it due to a lack of peripheral vision? Perhaps a bit, but our expert stereotypers believe that since it is mainly Asian men and women over 50 years old who drive badly, then it is probably due to their more conservative nature and unfamiliarity with driving on the freeway and on crowded roads. It makes you wonder what traffic is like in Japan or China…….#yikes
4. Asian Men Have Small Penises
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it is an Asian man’s penis. If you have ever seen an Asian porn star’s dick then you know they are usually on the smaller side of things. Because if their penises are normal sized in porn, then imagine how they are regularly in every day life. From the research our expert stereotypers have done on this topic, they have concluded that Asian penises are usually normal or small in size. In the rare case of a huge Asian dick, it is usually larger in width and girth than in length. When it comes to race and dick size, black people have it on lock down.
5. Asians Love to Gamble
The MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas did not completely destroy their multimillion dollar grand lion entrance to build a new, less cool, one for no reason. That’s right, they tore down the entrance because you had to walk through a lion’s open mouth, and that is bad luck for the Chinese who flock to Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Morocco, and other gambling cities and establishments like birds fly south for the winter time. In all seriousness and with Chinese stereotypes aside, the Asian community is historically very superstitious. The Chinese were betting on board games around 4,000 B.C., and today, the entire Asian culture leads the world in gambling wagers. Old Asian women and men play baccarat while the younger generation goes all in at the poker tables. Asian stereotypes tell us that they are crazy out of control gamblers, but for the most part Asians do a good job budgeting for what is an honorable, respectful, and fun part of their culture.
Racial stereotypes are a sensitive subject, especially here in the United States. With America being the melting pot that it is, there are people from all types of ethnic backgrounds that have either migrated here or were born here as 2nd or even 3rd generation Americans. This is what makes America great, and over the years people have developed racial stereotypes about the various cultures that have boiled down into this amazing Country.
When discussing stereotypes about anything there is always that main question: do they exist because they are true or because some people are just flat out racist? Our expert ethnicity stereotypers have concluded that it is a mixture of the two. Do black people like fried chicken? Yes, but who doesn’t!? Are Jewish people conservative with their money? Yes, but who doesn’t try to be!? What makes it a stereotype is the fact that people exaggerate this truth to make it out like all people of the targeted race fall into a single bucket, and nobody wants to be grouped together and “stereotyped” like that.
America has a culture that promotes individualism more than any other country. With our colorful cell phone cases, flashy rims, weird hair cuts, custom clothing, and stupid tattoos, most of us seek our own special unique place in the world. It is understandable to get angry about stereotypes, especially when they are not true. However, we must reach deep down in our souls and try to find the sense of humor within. After all, the majority of stereotypes stem from at least a couple snippets of truth. Let’s aim for the melting pot and not the salad bowl.
Gayest Cars in the World
10. Mitsubishi Eclipse
Back in the hay day of the 1990’s was a time that the Mitsubishi Eclipse could be seen driven by males ages 16-32, and 8 out of 10 times it probably had aftermarket exhaust, intake, body-kit, or some other add-on to spice it up a bit. These days the Eclipse is dominated by teenage girls and middle-aged women alike, all of whom love the sexy futuristic lines of the body. Any guy who is driving this car better have it beefed up with something cool, like maybe a supercharger. Otherwise, the Eclipse is looking girly enough to come with a flower holder by the steering wheel like the VW Bug.
9. Toyota Prius
The Prius is one of the best hybrids on the market today, but for some reason Toyota decided to make this car look like a driving egg. We admit, it is very roomy and high-tec feeling when you are in there, you save on gas like its nobodies business plus you get to drive in the carpool lane. But would it kill them to make it a little sleeker or shorter? If they improve the look of this thing, maybe guys won’t catch so much heat from their friends when they make the purchase. Because it is so efficient, we will keep it towards the bottom of the gayest cars people can drive.
8. Pontiac Solstice
You won’t be seeing many Solsti (Sol-sty) on the road these days, but when you do it will probably be in West Hollywood or perhaps the Castro District up in San Francisco. Pontiac probably had great intentions when they designed and released this tiny two-door convertible, but so far it has bombed hard in the male market. In the female market, women are pushing for the Mercedes SL Class or BMW 3 Series way to often for the Solstice to gain any type of momentum whatsoever.
7. Toyota Yaris
The Yaris is one of those cars that you can’t really put your finger on when you see it driving on the road. All you notice is its goofy, small, corky nature. There is also usually a small, goofy, corky man in their mid to early forties driving the thang as well. If you want to see a rainbow of gay cars lined up like skittles, just take about 20 minutes next Sunday afternoon to visit your local Toyota Dealer. You are sure to find a few of the gayest cars on the road today (Rav 4, Prius, Echo).
6. Volkswagen Jetta
When you look inside of a Jetta you are probably going to see a hot girl, or at least one that is easy on the eyes. If the Jetta is white then those odds are increased by roughly 30%. If there is a guy driving this car, they are either gay or it is the best car they can afford, after all, the VW Jetta is quite reliable, luxurious on the inside, and gets decent gas mileage. Our experts attribute the gayness of the Jetta to its complete lack of any masculine features. The manliest thing about this car is the black or blue paint if you buy it that color.
5. Volkswagen Beetle
The fact that the VW Bug comes with a flower holder/vase thingy right next to the steering wheel says it all. We wonder what the moment looks like and feels like when a strait man buys this car and has to remove that little flower vase. It probably feels like a tampon is entering some type of orifice on their body. Interesting Fact: The odds of you finding a republican driving a bug is about 1 out of 10, as it has always been and always will be dominated by the bleeding heart liberal.
Fiat really does everything in their power to make their small and gay little car attractive to men. They tried to make a manly cool commercial with Charlie Sheen, but what they don’t realize is that nobody wants to be like Charlie Sheen. Even though the Fiat is one of the meanest and slickest looking of the tiny gay cars, it still looks very feminine and capsulish. Buyer beware, this car may help with parking and gas mileage, but it contributes nothing to your social life.
3. BMW Mini Cooper
Just imagine ladies, you meet a hot guy and everything is going great. You walk outside to his car and you are about to go back to his place to do the dirty, and he whips out his keys and there you are…standing in front of a Mini. If a car says a lot about a guy, then what does a Mini Cooper say? Just having to look at a guy all scrunched up in there is uncomfortable. If a manly vehicle to drive is a truck, then the Mini must be the exact opposite, the girliest. However, there are a couple models of gayness that beat this beauty out by a mile.
2. Smart Car (Smart Passion Cabriolet)
It might be smart for your pocket book and commute to work, but it is not smart for your sex life if you buy the Smart Car. Out of all of the little tiny cars, the Smart Passion Cabriolet has to take the bacon when it comes to the gayest looking one. Maybe it’s because it’s the smallest, or maybe because of it’s stubby little shape, but there is just something about this microscopic vehicle that makes you just want to stare at it and make you wonder what would happen if it were ever in a major collision.
1. Mazda Miata
The Mazda Miata is hands down the gayest car on the road today. There are probably makes and models that look the part a bit more, but for some reason the Miata holds a certain reputation that sets it in a league of its own. For whatever reason this splendid little dabbler has gained steam amongst females everywhere. Legend has it that when guys drive the Miata they become more emotional and have been known to do things that are absolutely illogical and crazy for no reason whatsoever.
until the end in a classic white rape van. People are offended by everything in today’s world. Between all of the animal activists, environmental freaks, save the jungle peeps, and other people with an overly strong moral compass, nobody can ever voice their opinion without an outright uprising. Here at CarStereotypes.com we tell it how it is. Stereotypes may not always be true, but they usually are…..that’s why they exist in the first place.
When it comes to , things are more true than ever. It is amazing how much people really live up to their legend. Sometimes you have to ask yourself the famous question: what came first, the chicken or the egg? In this case, we are referring to the theory that people are molded into the common conceptions of who they should be and what kind of car they should be driving, or even what society pushes them towards. Or, are these traits and desires rooted in them naturally, and the stereotypical outcomes are just a product of who they really are.
Crazy right? You might think that we have too much time on our hands to think about this arbitrary nonsense, but to us it’s important. It’s important that people are honest with eac hother and confront racial and demo-graphical stereotypes head on in order to cope and live with them happily.
Americans and other residents of the world need to stop being so sensitive. There are more important things to worry about than what the Kardashians do, what Ryan Seacrest says or doesn’t say, or if Paula Dean says a bad. We need to worry about things like starving children, incurable diseases, and hostile war imminent territories.
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